Damn baby all I need is a little bit.
University of Florida class of 2015. 20 years old. I like to party. ALPHA CHI OMEGA Still trying to figure out what I'm here for.
I text you and you text me right back; I call you and you don’t answer. What the hell.
This is an exam review. Stop fucking yipping in the back bitches.
I would like to kick my roommate out.
Why.
Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love
yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian
i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame
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OMG, look at this Jennifer Lawrence trasformation!
OHMYGOD WHAT THE HELL
HOLY HELL
friendship is so weird???
Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker
I can’t tell if I’m just stubborn and cold hearted or if I just don’t want to open up to someone again and get let down.
BOOTYBOOTYBOOTYBOOTY
ROCKIN EVERYWHERE
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