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University of Florida class of 2015. 20 years old. I like to party. ALPHA CHI OMEGA Still trying to figure out what I'm here for.

Damn baby all I need is a little bit.

I text you and you text me right back; I call you and you don’t answer. What the hell.

This is an exam review. Stop fucking yipping in the back bitches.

I would like to kick my roommate out.

Why.

Why.

jaseherondale:

childrapist666:

edwad:

jaseherondale:

Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love

yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian

i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame

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oddlegs:

eleanorbearder:

jambandit:

walkers-and-mutts:

OMG, look at this Jennifer Lawrence trasformation!

#this is why i don’t trust people who wear makeup

OHMYGOD WHAT THE HELL

HOLY HELL

bluebeanze:

friendship is so weird???

Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker

(Source: homobeans, via sacajewea)

chron-john-silvers:

pillory:

justin bieber getting hit in the head from three different angles

Tragically beautiful

chron-john-silvers:

pillory:

justin bieber getting hit in the head from three different angles

Tragically beautiful

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Perf

Perf

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southerntide-dchi:

I can’t tell if I’m just stubborn and cold hearted or if I just don’t want to open up to someone again and get let down.

death-by-lulz:

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death-by-lulz:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

(Source: littlejoy)

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