Depressed, Stressed, But Well Dressed

University of Florida, 21.

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heyheyjuhkay:

Do you ever think about all of the really nice drunk girls you’ve met in bathrooms and wonder how they are doing? I miss you all

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huffingtonpost:

The ‘Real’ Reason Starbucks Baristas Spell Your Name Wrong

In the video from comedian Paul Gale, we are clued in to the meaningful and ultra powerful reason baristas spell your name wrong.

Watch the full video and find out how Barista’s try to infiltrate your social media presence too. 

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cramp:

fuck you ellen, trying to play me like that, i trusted you, watch your back, this ain’t over

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sisterjudyjudybobudy:

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

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Sorry I’ve been such a slacker on here lately, I have been so busy with school and life that I rarely have to time breathe, sleep, and eat.  Thus this lack of important things in life has led me to catch the Gainesville Plague.  But hey, at least I have time to go on Tumblr now haha

“Love, it will not betray you, dismay or enslave you. It will set you free.”

visitheworld:

Rooftop view in Dubrovnik / Croatia (by sphagnopsida).

visitheworld:

Rooftop view in Dubrovnik / Croatia (by sphagnopsida).

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snorlaxatives:

i love when strangers walk by and smile at you

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lamelohan:

my only talent is not being in a relationship

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Dexys Midnight Runners - Come On Eileen

Come On Eileen - Dexys Midnight Runners

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egberts:

i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow

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“Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’”

—    Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via hate)

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